Purple Goo

Okay guys this is what happened today so first i was in class and i was like daaaang i hate this class. So then I left class right and then I checked my phone straight after I returned the laptop to the library then I was like HOLY SHIT

THIS IS A 917 NUMBER THIS IS DOG LADY

so then i immediately called a third of tlm and told her the deep scoop like an ice cream scoop. then she was like wtf and me too! so then I went grocery shopping and there was this really cute baby who was blonde and then i smiled at her and then she just kept staring at me with these gigantic light colored eyes and then I was like “uhhhh” and just kind of kept awkwardly smiling at her

cause the thing was i had to get food but like i didn’t know what i wanted or what i should get and i felt like i was only at the store ’cause i was supposed to be there or something. it was kind of an existentialist moment i think you could safely say. so there i was looking at this kid who is like blonde with curly hair

and i decide you know what, i want crimini mushrooms. So I reach for the mushrooms and then i grab this bag of mushrooms and then I don’t look at her again, until after i come out of the bread section (i go there every time to look at the bread but i never buy any bread

i just changed my facebook picture guys. go look at it. it’s amazing. it’s going to change something in someone somewhere. at least temporarily.

so anyway then i saw the kid and the mom was like, “you can have a little when we go to the car.”

I was just thinking of sophie and how much i miss her. She’s the greatest little kid ever i think. I miss sophie and i miss my kids in korea. I really do. The kids in barcelona can go fuck themselves the little asshole fuckers.

I like barcelona as a place though. Space and place right, and time and temporality. nice, nice nice. So then this lady was like what are your favorite cities so then i was like well los angeles is DEFINITELY not in my top five. I was going to say that but then I was like wait what’s in my top five? so i was thinking my list would go something like

1. London
2. New York
3. Barcelona
4. Paris
5. Seoul?

But you guys, I don’t even like Seoul that much.  I mean I don’t like the city.  I mean the city is cool and there’s decent transit (better than LA, geez) and I mean there are definitely stuff I liked about seoul and everything, and okay let’s just be clear.  In my particular opinion from my own particular background, Seoul/Korea is fucking sexist and fucking heterosexist in a crazy, crazy way.

“Insanity is being sane in an insane world.”  – Thomas Szazszszsas

Something like that he said.  Dude I’m stoned I must be rocking.  I mean rocking ’cause i’m stoned.  I always rock like this side or side or if i’m laying down i’ll like do this thing with my legs.  i remember getting stoned with D and her being like stop moving your fucking legs you’re scaring me and I’d be like i can’t help it and it feels good!

Uh oh guys i didn’t brush my teeth i’m gonna die.  Just you wait right here whilst I bruseth my uh jaw innards.  The ol’ decoration in the parlor (my teeth).  The white human tusks of  oratory (teeth).  The ol’ omnivores true and primary set of tools (teeth)

all right, i’m sorry to keep you all waiting.  it just feels so good to floss.  i think i floss too hard but my gums are receding and when im’ stoned it feels good to massage them with the floss.  which probably makes the receding bit worse.  but i’m supposed to floss!  w/e.

You guys know what i wanna leave you with something deep to think about.  In the spirit of something my friend said earlier, “fuck that”, i’d like to leave you with this question:

WHAT DO RAINBOWS SMELL LIKE?

why did that lady text me though?  what a weirdo.  yeah, i’m still thinking about it, genevieve, geez.

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